So, you like dogs?

I seem to be on a pet kick today. It was unintentional I assure you. Anyways, here's a pretty funny link to a list of rules for the dog.

Sample:

Rule 5 - The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
Rule 6 - Well, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.
Rule 7 - BUT, the dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
Rule 8 - Maybe he might catch cold...okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.
Rule 9 - Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

To see the whole list visit this link.